Artist Barenaked Ladies
Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party time necessity Alcohol,
alternative to feeling like yourself O Alcohol, I still drink to your health.
Refrain: I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol. Forget
the caf? latt?s, screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you, a g&t
for me Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will When someone else is
picking up the bill (Refrain) O Alcohol, would you please forgive me, But while
I cannot love myself I'll use something else I thought that alcohol was just for
those with nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a
waste of precious booze But now I know that there's a time and there's a place
where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse
(Go, go, go, go, go, etc) (Refrain) Would you please ignore that you found me on
the floor trying on your camisole. O Alcohol, would you please forgive me, But
while I cannot love myself I'll use something else Would you please forgive me?